Awkward Moose Got All Crumpled Up

Hi, my name is Bryan Crumpley. I'm a film screenwriting student at Columbia College Chicago, and i've got one basic mantra that I try to live by and that's; All there is, is awesome. Be awesome and get awesome in return it's simple really.
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If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.


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You willl regret so fucking hard.

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I don’t know what this is from but I love it and I want to steal it and put it in one of my stories.

I don’t know what this is from but I love it and I want to steal it and put it in one of my stories.

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Francesco Rosario Capra (May 18, 1897 - September 3, 1991)
Happy Birthday to the excellent Frank Capra

My favorite director of all time, and I didn’t even realize that he died a week after I was born. Signs?

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Francesco Rosario Capra (May 18, 1897 - September 3, 1991)

Happy Birthday to the excellent Frank Capra

My favorite director of all time, and I didn’t even realize that he died a week after I was born. Signs?

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I seriously hate how the more I try to tell myself not to like a certain girl it becomes harder and harder to do so.

I’m trying so hard not to like this girl. I’ve always tried to tell myself that I will never go for a girl who does more drugs than me or drugs at all for that matter. Weed is one thing when it’s just an occasional thing but she’s stoned more often than not. And then does harder stuff occasionally on top of that. It’s not like she’s a knock out 9 or 10, she’s an average looking cute, thin, girl, but she’s just awesome, and not at all the typical stoner attitude wise. And now she just invited me to drive down to her town about an hour or two away to go to a party she’s throwing at her house, and she invited me after I joked about drunk texting her next time I drink. Which I know that I did drunk text her I’d probably tell her all of this, and ditch my carefully schemes plans of attack for the clumsy text saying “yo friggin awesome gir i wanna get u” It’s very classy really, and very likely to take place. Blurgity blurg blurg. Shit’s fucked up.

Now they’re speaking my language! Alcoholism.

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The nice thing about only having a few followers…

I can say hello ms 15th follower Mrs - Fink I don’t know you, but I do want to know you fo real. Enjoy. 

The nice thing about only having a few followers…

I can say hello ms 15th follower Mrs - Fink I don’t know you, but I do want to know you fo real. Enjoy. 

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Gpoy

This is why this show wins.

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This person does have a point…

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I nearly gag every time I see this commercial. I’m sure she has a great personality but opening on a shot of her mouth isn’t too good for England’s image.

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I nearly gag every time I see this commercial. I’m sure she has a great personality but opening on a shot of her mouth isn’t too good for England’s image.

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