Awkward Moose Got All Crumpled Up

Hi, my name is Bryan Crumpley. I'm a writer in Chicago, and i've got one basic mantra that I try to live by and that's; All there is, is awesome. Be awesome and get awesome in return it's simple really.

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May 19

No one ever tells the second part of the small town escape story. The return. The failure. The crash and burn. The empty wallets.

May 17

(Source: lewky, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

April 27

A girl I went on 2 dates with is telling me that she thinks about me every time she fights with her boyfriend and that if they broke up she wants to hook up with me…

I don’t know how to feel about this…

When I see a couple being cutesy

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

(via endomental)

Sin you will find? I don’t get it.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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April 23

itsgnatyo:

Omg I am dead.

(Source: sheslump)

April 18

tastefullyoffensive:

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April 15

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

April 8

Haha someday this will be me, “Mr. Hearn why did you fail me now I have to be famous?!?!

(Source: misspiercee, via endomental)

I put cologne on before I go to bed so I can seduce you in my sleep.

April 7

After writing this new short story I have decided something.

My dreams are more creative than me.