Awkward Moose Got All Crumpled Up

Hi, my name is Bryan Crumpley. I'm a writer in Chicago, and i've got one basic mantra that I try to live by and that's; All there is, is awesome. Be awesome and get awesome in return it's simple really.

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

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beben-eleben:

by Rap Poems

So eloquent.

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Me during a closing shift at the bookstore.

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chicagobusiness:

More than 30 people were hurt this morning when a CTA Blue Line train jumped the platform at O’Hare. Story here

Go home train you are drunk. 

chicagobusiness:

More than 30 people were hurt this morning when a CTA Blue Line train jumped the platform at O’Hare. Story here

Go home train you are drunk. 

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gingerfoxvevo:

when your mom asks you how school was

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DARK SIDED PEOPLE!!!!

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If you ever feel stupid at least remember you’re not these people

But what if you’re one of those really stupid people? Then how do you feel better?

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So my dad just came and picked me up from a bar in the city because we were both in the city on our way home and I knew that I had to pick up my car at the train station in our town and I was still a little drunk. So yeah I’m pretty much a bad boy. 

chazzasaurus:

alwaysbealonewolf:

cr4y0ns:

Z Berg in “First kiss

if they don’t end up in a happy relationship forever i will be sad. Just look at how passionate they are. Holy fuck

they had the best one

They were the most into it.

I wonder what the video would’ve been like if they used unattractive people…

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itsgnatyo:

countingmycrosses:

Hahahaahahahahaha this is perfect

Basically sums up customer service in one picture set

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itsgnatyo:

playgrounder:

galeriadeilusiones:

sonicscrewingdarren:

teadalek:

#this is literally me and I’m only like 20

#this is literally me and I’m still a youth

i agree

Ugh 24

My coworkers and I every time the youths come in. 

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artbymoga:

Extremely personal piece. Doesn’t really need that much explanation.

*apologies if it turns up pixelated, just click the picture for a full res. view

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lifesabriz:

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

Yes

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Hell yeah!

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