Awkward Moose Got All Crumpled Up

Hi, my name is Bryan Crumpley. I'm a writer in Chicago, and i've got one basic mantra that I try to live by and that's; All there is, is awesome. Be awesome and get awesome in return it's simple really.
collegehumor:

Why the World Will be Better in My Utopia
In my utopia, sharks will be classified as fish. This is not different from the current society in which I live, but I’m just saying I don’t plan to change it.

All girls will think they are wearing shirts, but will they? No!

collegehumor:

Why the World Will be Better in My Utopia

In my utopia, sharks will be classified as fish. This is not different from the current society in which I live, but I’m just saying I don’t plan to change it.

All girls will think they are wearing shirts, but will they? No!